Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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