Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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