Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
All the doctor said was why
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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