My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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