the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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