Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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