Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
Randomize
