she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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