I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
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