butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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