if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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