i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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