I don't think brook has ever known best
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
