He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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