I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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