Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
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