So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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