the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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