my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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