She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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