I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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