Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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