the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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