there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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