I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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