I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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