I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
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