oh god the rape fog is back!
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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