Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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