Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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