I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
