Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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