i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
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