Sry I called you an 8
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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