Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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