needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Randomize
