honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
last night I used snow as a chaser
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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