she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
i think my mom watched the whole time
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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