is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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