so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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