why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
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