So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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