this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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