D3 body, D1 cock
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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