What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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