i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
we're so committed to being not committed
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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