I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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