Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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