So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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