no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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