No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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