As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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