I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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