Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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