STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Randomize