There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I'm at about main and main street
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
So vagazzling was a success
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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